#But by golly we're gonna get there!

[thepatchycat]

hellooo! 👋

i hope it as okay to tag you in the WIP game!!! 😅😅 you have so many cool projects underway!!

I would love to hear more about your Defiance series! Side stories and spin offs?! What a world you must be creating! 🤩

thanks and have a lovely day !!���️

Certainly! :D I don't always respond to tag games, but I do always appreciate being tagged in them. This one especially makes for a nice excuse to ramble about projects, and I'm delighted to talk about Defiance~

I'm pretty sure Defiance (the main fic) is the second fanfiction I've ever worked on in earnest and also my first and only longfic (not counting some sort of journal thing for Pokemon X I think I started many years ago, as I quickly lost interest in that project; otherwise, I hadn't really tried my hand at writing fic until 2020, despite reading it for much longer). Back in early 2021, with far too much time on my hands and having recently finished binge-watching all of The Clone Wars TV show, I felt very strongly that Fives needed to live and everyone deserved a happier ending, so I started planning a fix-it (actually the idea may have begun cooking back even before I finished the show, but February 2021 is apparently when I created the first doc).

It, uh, spiraled a little.

The planning/notes document is currently sitting at 102 pages (~46k words) of loose outline, worldbuilding notes, character notes, media notes, etc. The fic document itself is at 127 pages (~49k words) of stuff ranging from rough outline to fully written chapters and outtakes. There is also a Sheets file with timelines so I can track who is where, and when. The Sidestories doc is for ideas that would probably take place during Defiance but not be part of the more central plot, like bonus side chapters, and the Spin-offs doc is for other fic ideas that would take place in the same universe—some of which have graduated to their own documents. Though I've not been making consistent progress in the actual writing and have a very long way to go, I am lost in this sauce.

Anyway, the general plot of Defiance is as follows: unbeknownst to Palpatine and the general public, a timely intervention saves Fives' life. This allows him to actually explain himself to the Jedi, who along with the clones investigate the chips further and work behind the scenes to prevent Order 66 from happening while trying to figure out how to take down who's behind it. Critically, despite their suspicions they do not have hard evidence of Palpatine's involvement, so most events parallel canon up through ROTS with the investigation/preparation taking place discreetly, until the train hops off the rails to avoid sailing off the cliff.

If you'd like a sneak peak snippet, here's the first page or so of the main fic below the cut!

Something is wrong. The Force is muddled with a constant and indistinct unease, as it has been for years now—moreso on Coruscant than anywhere else, to Shaak Ti's perceptions. Its warnings are difficult to discern with any specificity. Even so, it murmurs them now. And Shaak possesses her own instincts, enhanced by the Force but extant outside her connection to it; these, too, whisper to her that something is wrong, as she watches Knight Skywalker leave the Jedi Temple conference room to find Captain Rex and investigate the situation with Fives. They are the best fit to track him down and the most likely to confront the rogue clone without further violence. Shaak warned Skywalker that Fives has been acting differently without his chip, that he may not be the man they knew—though she herself is reluctant to believe it—and the Knight and Captain are plenty capable of handling themselves. They will be all right. Still, something is wrong in a way she cannot yet define, and so Shaak Ti decides to join the hunt. Since the Jedi have not been asked to search for Fives, she does not contact the Coruscant Guard when she leaves the Temple. Instead she steps out of the building, pulls up the hood of her cloak, and makes for one of the speeder bikes kept at the Temple for general use. It whirs to life under her hands, and she rides to the nearest transportation portal leading down into the undercity. As she descends, passing speeders of all makes and sizes, Shaak Ti considers what she knows. She is well aware of her own struggles in becoming emotionally attached to the clones; her role on Kamino requires her to balance her care for them as people with the need to defend the galaxy. But many of them, such as Domino Squad, inevitably leave an impression. She watched Echo and Fives grow from bickering cadets to determined protectors, some of the best of their brothers. Her belief in their character during their final tests had not been misplaced. And yet, over these past few days Fives repeatedly defied the Kaminoan doctors, removed his chip, claimed something about a conspiracy, then attacked the Chancellor and fled. Shaak cannot deny these facts, and she must not allow personal feelings to cloud the truth. Then there are the Kaminoans. Shaak clashes frequently with their attitudes toward the clones, the way they view them as products rather than sentients. Nala Se’s arguments for terminating Tup and assurance that the chips are not a problem fall in line with her position as a manufacturer. And Shaak is well aware that the Kaminoans have not shared all of their secrets with her, as she is not owed them. But the medical scientist's resistance had been… spirited. None of this paints a clear picture. As they concluded in the meeting back at the Temple, the Jedi need more information. The familiar sound of a military engine hums past, and Shaak turns her head to watch a pair of gunships heading down the portal through one of the military lanes. She swerves out of the civilian traffic and dives after them, further and further below the surface of the city.

[egophiliac]

Do you have any final theories/desires for Book 7 Part 12?

(slamming fists on table) I DEMAND MORE CHE'NYA

[nobodysdaydreams]

Beautiful Person Award. Once you are given this award, you're supposed to paste it in the ask of people who deserve it. If you break the chain, nothing happens, but it's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out!

Oh boy. Another one that's been in the inbox since May. Sorry for all the delay. Once again, I cannot choose among my beloved mutuals, and for fear of leaving someone out, please know that you are all gorgeous to me!

And to thank you for your patience, I shall reward you with another TMBS snippet, because I've been working on it recently:

“Let me get this straight. Your dad used to work for my dad as a chemist?” he repeated. “And when he found out what my dad was going, my dad erased his memories? All his memories? Even his…memories of you?”

“…yeah,” admitted Kate.

“…how…” began SQ, unsure how he was even supposed to ask the question. “How…how old were you?”

“Three,” answered Kate.

“THREE?” repeated SQ, who was about ready to storm upstairs and demand his father give him an explanation for doing something like this to a three-year-old child.

 “But…I mean, it was fine. I joined the circus, had some good times,” promised Kate. “It wasn’t that bad really, and we found each other again, so everything is good now. I’m fine. Really, it’s…it’s fine.”

[hunsa-jars]

So it is true

In university you really do have to go around like a beggar for actual information about anything 💀

[bewitched-by-sorns-tiddies]

For my toxic GL lovers- y'all. y'all why the *fuck* have I not seen anything about 'Call me by no name' on my dash? HM

you say you want toxic gl and then you don't watch the show that took the most problematic part of Phayu/Rain and went 'okay but what if it were intentionally toxic'

HMMMMMM HMMMMMMMMM

[delilahsturniolo]

ꪆৎ “NO PANTIES ON?” 𓂃 brat!tamer matt

⤷ smut, unprotected sex, fingering, dirty talk, degradation, spanking.

you were at a house party, your hand intertwined with matt's as he conversed with his friends, drinking the cheap beer offered to you while they all talked about...whatever. it seemed important to them, but you just wanted to have fun. but it seemed like no one was paying attention to you. you whined, trying to catch matt's attention, your voice higher than usual, more whiny. you elbowed him, not expecting much, but hoping he'd at least give you a smile.

after a few minutes of whining, throwing your weight onto him, getting no reaction from anyone but his friends' amusement, and a small “behave,” in your ear, he finally snapped. his grip tightened on your hand, making it uncomfortable, and he tugged on your arm, pulling you toward the bathrooms in the back of the party house.

he was silent until you reached the bathroom, pushing you inside and locking the door behind you. he leaned against it, crossing his arms over his chest. he looked...angry? aroused? you couldn’t tell. "what do you want? what’re you whinin’ in my ear for, huh?” he said simply, frustration clear in his voice.

you glared up at him. "you know exactly what i want." you said simply, stepping closer to him and tilting your head up to meet his eyes. "now are you gonna give it to me or do i have to beg?"

he raised an eyebrow, stepping closer to you. he gripped your hips, fingers digging into your skin through the thin fabric of your skirt. "watch it." he snapped, voice low and dangerous.

you bit your lip, his hands beginning to roam your body. "please." you breathed out, voice unsteady as he pushed you back toward the sink, bending you over it and running his hands up your thighs. he hitched up your skirt, letting it bunch at your waist, and looked down.

"no panties on?” he muttered, moving a hand between your legs to feel how wet you were. "you such a fucking slut." he said quietly, before pushing two fingers inside of you roughly. you let out a loud moan, throwing your head back, which earned a spank on the ass from him. it was pathetic, honestly.

"keep it down." he growled, fingers curling inside of you and scissoring apart. he thrust into you slowly, as if to savor every second of this. "i should just leave you like this, stuck here with my fingers up your cunt." he breathed out against your ear. you whined again, and he tsked, pulling his fingers out and smacking your ass again. "beg for it." he ordered.

"please-" you moaned loudly, "please matt, i'm begging you! fuck me!" you shouted it, hoping he wouldn't be mad at how loud you were being. "that's it." he muttered, lining himself up with your entrance before pushing into you in one quick thrust. you screamed at the sudden feeling of fullness and pain, squeezing his arms around your waist tighter as he bottomed out inside of you.

he didn't give you much time to adjust, starting a punishing rhythm that had the sink nearly banging against the wall, and you screaming in pleasure each time he hit deep inside of you. he fucked into you relentlessly, not stopping until he felt you clenching around him and moaning out his name.

he grunted, continuing to move his hips in short thrusts as he emptied himself inside of you, making sure you felt every hot spurt of his release. when he finally pulled out, he patted your ass affectionately before fixing your skirt and stepping away. "i think we're done here." he said simply, unlocking the door and walking out.

© delilahsturniolo

💌: golly gee i’m already running out of ideas for this au and i KINDAAA wanna make a new au 😣

[heart-of-the-morningstar]

Lucifer x Reader - Trapped (NSFW)

I needed to write a little something based on @the-other-soup’s ask that she got because it has been living in my head rent free!

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Your relationship was fairly new; at this point you two decided to keep it under wraps for now

But even though it's only been a few months, it's been nothing but absolutely wonderful

And the activities in the bedroom were no exception!

You two felt like hormonal teenagers when you were alone together; there were times you wouldn't even sleep at night because you were too busy bringing each other so much pleasure!

One night after a drink or two at the bar, you decided to get a little bold and touch Lucifer while you knew no one was looking, gliding your hand up and down his thigh

Lucifer gave you a wide-eyed look, a small golden blush creeping across his face

It didn't matter that this angel was thousands of years old with eons of experience, he treated every intimate act with you like it was his first!

You two snuck away a little bit later (a few minutes apart of course as to not raise suspicion) and met at the elevator that would bring you to his penthouse suite

Once the doors closed, you grabbed his face and kissed him passionately; you couldn't wait to ruin him!

But then suddenly, there was a sharp screeching noise and a bang; the elevator had stopped dead in its tracks

"What the...? Oh come on, don't tell me we're stuck in here!" you pouted

Lucifer only shrugged, seemingly unbothered by the predicament you found yourself in "Ahh, well, that's a bummer! Guess we'll have to get someone to...GAAHHH!"

You decided you weren't going to let a dysfunctional elevator ruin the fun you had planned, and you let Lucifer know that when you began to palm his already half hard cock through his pants

"Uhhh, sweetie...honey...darling...w-what are you doing?!"

"Taking care of you, Luci.~"

You dropped to your knees in an instant, wasting no time unhooking his belt and pulling his pants down to his ankles and freeing his already leaking member

"L-Love, you don't need to do that! I'm fiiiiIIIII-FFFFUUCK"

The head of his cock found its way into your mouth as you began to lick tghe precum that had already formed

"I want to!" you responded with a sultry smile. "Nothing's gonna keep me from making you feel good.~"

"O-Oh golly..." the devil murmured

You opened your mouth wide, taking in as much of his throbbing cock as you could, letting it hit the back of your throat with utter delight

You bobbed your head down on him rapidly, pulling out the cutest moans you've ever heard from the man above you

Even though you were alone, Lucifer couldn't help but try to stifle the pathetic sounds he was making, praying to anyone that would listen that no one could hear their sinful act

But after only a few minutes, Lucifer pulled you from his cock, lifting your head to meet his gaze

You whined but Lucifer only smiled back as he effortlessly lifted you up and forced your back against the elevator wall, your legs wrapping around and clinging to his waist

The fallen angel wasted no time pulling you panties aside, not bothering to undress you fully; he needed you just a s badly as you needed him

Slowly he lowered you down on his aching cock; pushing inside of you so easily from how wet you already were

Your moans echoed in the small chamber you were trapped in as he filled you up completely

"L-Lucifer, please...need you...please move..."

"A-Anything you want, my dear.~"

Lucifer fucked you against that wall like his life depended on it; you muffled your screams by biting into his neck as his paced quickened with every thrust

Lucifer could only choke back so many sounds before they inevitably escaped his throat; his body refusing to deny the euphoria he felt when buried so deep inside you

With a few more thrusts, he brought you over the edge; you screamed his name as your sensitive walls pulsed around your lover

Lucifer's orgasm followed yours almost immediately when he felt you squeeze his cock, emptying his cum inside or your needy cunt

Once you both caught your breath, Lucifer set you back down on the ground, making sure you could stand on your own and pulling up his pants once more

And then suddenly, the elevator sprung back to life as it began its ascension again

"Oh, well, that's fortunate!"

"Y-Yeah, very fortunate..."

Your head turned immediately at his suspicious response. "No...Lucifer, you didn't..."

"I uhh, well...you see, I..."

"YOU STOPPED THE ELEVATOR ON PURPOSE?!"

"Please don't be mad! I-I thought it would be a funny little prank! I didn't expect you to...that wasn't my plan at all!"

"So you're telling me when could have gotten out of here at any time?!"

"Yes, I guess technically. But you know, sweetie, I could have just teleported us out of the elevator at any point, you know?"

"...Okay, I'm gonna be honest, I completely forgot you could do that. That's on me. But you're still an ass!" you joked, pushing him gently.

The elevator stopped as it reached the top floor

But before you could step out, Lucifer scooped you up in his arms with ease, causing you to squeak

"Please forgive me, my love, let me make it up to you! I think I'll start by using my tongue to clean up the mess I made. And it may take me all night.~"

[wordy-little-witch]

NovaFrost and Sun NovaFrost and Sun NovaFrost and Sun-

They have me by a chokehold and I'm EXPLODING AAAAA- [incorrect quotes yet again]

Nova : I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.

Frost: That's great, Nova . Especially considering the fact we've been together for over forty years.

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Sun: How do you know how to kiss? Like who teaches you?

Nova : Well it’s actually a class, but unfortunately it’s full right now.

Frost : Would you like us to tutor you?

Moon: That was smooth but also *gagging noise*

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Solar: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed the car?

Sun: Well I was teaching Nova to drive and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Nova , deer!"

Solar: ...And what did Nova do?

Sun: ...They said "Yes, sunshine?"

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Nova : I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I’d get way too into it.

Sun: What- how?

Nova : You’d be like “come to bed … Mr. President” and I’d be like, “I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18.”

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Sun: The odds of this happening by coincidence are vanishingly small.

Nova : I would say infinitesimally.

Frost: And I'd say teenily-weenily.

Nova, proudly: We all know words.

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Sun: Did it hurt when you fell-

Nova : From heaven? Wowie, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-

Sun: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.

Nova : ...

Sun: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

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Sun: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Frost: We wrote you a poem.

Sun, already crying: You did?

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*the 80s gang playing truth or dare*

Chichi: Ooh, Nova~ Dare you to kiss the next person who comes in here~

Nova: oh, golly- I'm not so sure I could, you know? Besides, it's just a game, really-

Sun, walking in: Hey guys-

Nova: Well, looks like I have to, rules are rules for a reason, can't go breakin' 'em-!

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Frost: I would never say that my partners are bitches and I don’t don’t like them. That’s not true… My partners are bitches and I like them so much! :)

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Nova : I have met some of the most insufferable people. But they also met me~ heehee~

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Sun: All the sudden I got a random burst of energy, and I think it's my body's last hurrah before it completely shuts down.

Nova+Frost: *anxious boyfriend noises*

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*in the mindscape*

Nova , gently nudging Frost aside with their foot: Frosty, move out of the way so I don’t trip on you.

Frost, their eyes enormous: You kick Frost? You kick their body like the football? Oh! Oh! Jail for Nova ! Jail for Nova for one thousand years!

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Frost: Here you go, Sun, a nice hot cup of coffee!

Sun: It's cold.

Frost: A nice cup of coffee.

Sun: It's horrible!

Frost: Cup of coffee.

Sun: I'm not sure if this even IS coffee.

Frost: C U P.

Sun: I appreciate the sentiment, though.

Frost: :3

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Sun: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

Nova: I know. Whenever we're near the person we like we both just start acting weird.

Sun: But you’re always acting weird?

Nova, suddenly changing out with Frost: ...

Frost: ... Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.

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Sun: You get turned back into a baby but you retain all your skills and memory, what do you do?

Nova : Eat a nickel.

Sun, snorting but trying to hold a straight face: A reminder: You have retained all your skills and memories.

Frost: Eat a nickel.

Sun, wheezing: O-Ok-

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Nova : What's wrong with you?

Sun: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a systemic history of abuse, and a programmed predisposition for anxiety and depression.

Nova: 😰

Sun: wait no-

Nova, already hugging him: TOO LATE

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Sun: You spent all your paycheck on THIS??

Frost, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this.

[innerclouddaze]

Landduo convo I found interesting today

Foolish: I can read you like a book from front to cover and back again.

Pili: Woah woah how long have you guys known each other then?

Foolish: Golly what?

Bad: It's been a long time. Foolish: Too long.

Bad: Too long

Pili: That's probably why

Bad: Too longs don't make a right

(…)

Pili: Is it really that bad that I'm killing someone that come back to life? If he allows me to? Because I don't think your morals are the same as his morals & my morals, and the same with standards too, it's different. You wouldn't understand it.

(…)

Foolish: Actually Pili, there's another problem I've come to realize. I think right now you're too buddied up with this guy right here.

Pili: Well, technically I do spend a lot of time with Bad because I spend a lot of time with Pangi, but that's another conversation.

Foolish: Oh, so you wish Bad wasn't there. It's more of just like-

Pili: I mean, I…sometimes want to be alone with Pangi

Ros: Bad, that's so sad. I'm so sorry to hear this.

Bad: Wait what? That's crazy. I thought I had at least 1 friend in this realm.

Ros: Don't worry, we're friends, Bad.

Foolish: Maybe if you just didn't accidentally kill half of them, you'll have some more.

Bad: Maybe I just haven't killed enough.

Foolish: No. What?

Bad: Huh?

(…)

Bad: Foolish, what was that you were saying, you hated the most about your kingdom the other day?

Foolish: What?

Bad: The other day you were saying how some of your kingdom members were getting on your nerves?

Foolish: Oh, is this is really what you're gonna do?

Ros: Huh? Really? Is this true?

Foolish: No! This is like one of his favorite tricks in the book is like to pull a random stunt like, oh, remember that time the other day you were talking about like you didn't like Ros or something like that is what he does. Cuz he has nothing of substance.

Pili: He just like, you just know him so well, Foolish. I think out of everyone in the realm, you know him the best.

Foolish: Yeah, sadly. Bad: That's true

Bad: Ros, you were saying something the other day to Pili. Your feelings got hurt.

Pili: Do you remember what that was? When you asked me out on a date?

(…)

Bad: So, that's how little Ros thinks of Pili that you just want to say the whole conversation yesterday didn't happen. Ok, I didn't know you felt about Pili that way, that you hated him that much.

Ros: Woah. No no no. No no no.

(…)

Ros: No, it's fine, you know? If you join the Kingdom, I'll be very disappointed, but it's ok. I'll see you later.

(…)

Foolish: Friendship really blossomed in this kitchen table.

Bad: I feel like we're making a lot of progress here. That was a great episode.

(…)

Bad: I think you should kill Ros.

Foolish: Bad! Look what you did. Look what you did.

Bad: What?!

Foolish: Look what you did. Don't act like you're not smiling ear to ear, ok? You did that one little comment and you're like, oh, remember that one time? (…) This is you, pal.

Bad: I just want to see them work out their differences.

Foolish: No, the only thing you wanted was to see differences blossom. That's all you do. That's all you do, ok! You're just a little virus! You're a little virus that follows me from server to server to server!

Bad: What?! That's crazy!

Pili: Are you like a stalker, BadBoyHalo?

Foolish: Lowkey.

Bad: This guy's the stalker. Everywhere I look, he's right behind me. (…) I always feel like no matter where I look, like I look over here and I can still see those green beady eyes looking at me. I can still feel it everywhere. I don't know why.

Pili: Guys, I'm gonna go apologize to Ros cause I actually am not a bad person.

Bad: Apologize with violence.

Foolish: Can you not, for once.

VOD: Bad POV https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344473749 1:43:14

Foolish POV https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344266835 5:40:04

[midnight1nk]

So, this week's trailer...

SPECIAL EDITION: REACTION + ANALYSIS

[spoilers below cut]

REACTION

I just came out of a midterm exam and omg chat... i'm terrified. i'm not ok. but GOLLY I NEED TO KNOW

it may be a trailer, I don't mind it tho I'll take it! it's more nourishment for my lil theorist brain (and lowkey need a nap lol). alright,

3... 2... 1... LET'S-A GO

(the following is my live reaction:)

oh no.... team, don't do this to me...

no.... *head in hands* they were so happy like this man....

alright who wants to go commit war crimes with me

karen.....

OH, is this immediately after the last episode?

GO KAREN GO

SHE GOT MOVES

the fact that she's able to keep up with Mr. WPNZ arm, that's impressive

OHOHOH IT'S THE TEASER, IT'S THAT ONE

oh god I almost fell out of my chair

ARE WE GETTING THE SHADOW REVEAL? ARE WE? FOR THE LOVE OF SPAGHETTI GODS, PLEASE

augh he really took a bunch of pictures 😨 sorry but wpnz is just a creep i can't

that damn walkie-talkie.....

...y'know that's mr wpnz, right? oh ik, but I can still hate this inanimate object

even more pictures.... please shadow reveal

you can just SEE the desperation in her face

OH SHIT WE GOT EYES

...wtf is he wearing on his head? lmao

lowkey he gives me eel vibes y'know?

OH MY GOD KAREN

ARE YOU OK?! YOU JUST GOT HIT BY A CAR, EVEN THE DRIVER'S CONCERNED!

everyone's getting hurt in this arc, first 4 and now her (more reason for her to not face WPNZ alone)

She built different to walk it off and continue on, geez (girl we're still getting you to go see a doctor)

it remind me of that one scene from SpyXFamily, ifykyk

don't think you can have these flashing images and not expect me to go frame-by-frame, team. I'll get into it afterward, but first-watch is a first-watch

This trailer format reminds me so much of the WOTFI trailer (the running, barging through the door, facing the antagonist, etc.)

IS IT TIME?

....pizza? *flashbacks* (what? I'll get into it, promise)

don't cut if off there. please don't.

....okay. ik it's supposed to be headgear and we expect to have a face reveal, but. for a split second. i thought the headgear was his head.

I KNOW I KNOW. don't come at me. I was gonna be like "did karen date literally a gun?!" yeah yeah ik

remember chat *points at sign*:

in all fairness, i did have to do a 3-hour midterm before this. my 2 brain cells? gone

anyway, face reveal?

*points at screen* OHOHOHOH

fuck i'm falling off of my chair again

WE GOT A FACE

is this like the third confirmation that he's the dad? i mean, what else can you say to debunk that?

IS IT TIME?

YES WE GOT A FACE (he seriously wouldn't have fit in that picture)

his design is actually pretty cool, it's giving a mix of Sunset Paradise and Gaslight District style. Honestly, it's unique to the show and I'm all for it! No one, and I mean no one, expected this design. Bravo, Team. you got us good

(he has a punchable face 😊)

DON'T END IT THERE

oh, "Silence of the Cats" ok Team, you really want me to investigate huh

NEXT WEEK?! OH MAN

I'm letting the Team cook with this movie bc holy shit, but man. Put me in a coma, let me time travel to that day bc i NEED this movie now

anyway, can we give a round of applause to the Team for this trailer? This has been phenomenal 👏👏👏

ANALYSIS

THE TRAILER

Theorist Ink has entered the chat, and it's time to take this frame by frame. Now, to get it out of the way, the teasers and trailers do not correlate to the canon (and potential) plot directly. I'm aware that it's not, but I do analyze them regardless only bc they still provide information. Not point to point but something and, as I always said, something is better than nothing. Are we good? Good, then let's get to it:

The composition of this trailer is absolutely brilliant, props to the Team honestly. Take, for example, the juxtaposition between these two scenes:

Look at the first one. It's warm and cozy with such warm colors, the placement of the chairs and dinnerware arranged to feel tender. The table was neatly set, and plenty of home-cooked food for Karen and her kids. Speaking of the family, look how they are placed. Karen may be the head of the household but her kids are just as important at the table, even her chair is within her kids.

Then there's the second one. It's cold and eerie with a single light shining down on the table. Solitary. Notice how all that is on the table is pizza. No water, no napkins, no appetizers. Not even a pizza box! Just a single slice on their plate. Which is crazy bc if you recall in the last episode, Mr. WPNZ complained to Karen that he was "slaving away making dinner", and this so-called dinner was pizza. Hell, I won't be surprised if he just ordered that pizza to be delivered. Notice again the arrangement of the characters. The chairs for the kids being pushed to opposite sides (see how Cory has to share the space with Zach now), while WPNZ specifically has his space as the head of the table. He is the one who wants to take charge, being above his kids. He is the one in control of the family, removing Karen as head of household. That is what he believes.

While one showed a true loving family, the other was essentially an illusion of what WPNZ wants to gain from all of this, through manipulation. He thinks he can come in, bribe the kids to enjoy his company, and enter the family like it was nothing. Remember, to the kids, he is a mere stranger they met days ago, and to Karen, he was the last person she wanted to be near her kids. But, oh boy, he thinks he "deserves" it and wants to be "part of the family".

It's up to you how much you want to believe in his word. From my personal perspective, his past feelings mutated into an obsession for Karen, and he stalked her family just so he could be a part of it, never taking any accountability for what he's done. And he's aware, don't get it twisted. He planned this fully knowing how this was going to affect Karen, just enough that motherly desperation would cloud her judgment and accept any deal to save her kids. (That's what I think, don't hold me for this).

Now, you may be probably wondering why I was like "....pizza" in my reaction. To the regulars here, you probably remember when I answered an ask about how I would think Karen's confrontation:

[X]

Y'know it was a hypothetical silly writing prompt, way before the shadow teaser mind you. And first off, I stand by it being seen as a hostage situation in Karen's eyes. We don't know how the kids truly are or how much they know, but I'm sure Karen would prioritize getting them out of there.

Second, I suspect that Mr. WPNZ was exaggerating about him making dinner so I wrote:

WPNZ offered her a seat, dinner already set on the table. So, she took the seat closest to him on his left, using herself as a barrier between her and the kids. She looked at the plate, spaghetti. So, this was apparently the so-called dinner he was "slaving himself away". Pfft, pathetic, pasta was the easiest dish to make. She almost wanted to laugh. [literally a couple of paragraphs later] And, lo and behold, Mario invites himself in with such a jolly mood. While everyone was so confused by his presence, his attention immediately turned towards the spaghetti, obviously. He immediately vacuumed all the spaghetti with a satisfied gulp. The kids giggled at it, after all it was their Uncle Mario. Well, that just happened, and it may be the opening Karen needed. She grabbed Mario by the hand and excused themselves with a promise of reheated leftover pizza. (Like I said, this was before the shadow teaser so I had Mario go help Karen. 3 would've stayed behind in this old version btw.)

I was like ".......did the Team find this somehow?" lmao. But nah fr, it got me by the pizza alone.

Speaking of Karen, let's talk about her potential role in the movie. Ofc, as the main star and mom, she's going to push herself past her limits just for her kids. We've seen how she maneuvered in the trees, how she literally got hit by a car. But nothing's going to stop her, that motherly adrenaline kicking in. Probably, the only thing that could get her off guard would be Mr. WPNZ, seeing how his presence alone made her freeze.

Even her kids are looking at her confused as to why she looks like she's seen a ghost. And maybe it's bc it might be. You can't exactly blame her. Look at the photo with Karen and WPNZ from the corkboard:

It seems like it was taken after she was recruited by Hitman Inc, based on the leather jacket she wore when she got recruited, lack of dirt and emotional weariness from living in the streets, and from WPNZ's "greeting" from the last episode.

She was trained to be an assassin in exchange for security. She got to work and got close to WPNZ. Perhaps there was a time when there were genuine feelings, that they had a mutual connection being under the corporation's watch. But clearly, things completely went downhill for Karen to leave the corporation and WPNZ entirely. Enough to know who WPNZ really is. And now, he's back out of nowhere and "persuading" her to let him join. Big red flag there. Karen is certainly a capable mom, but after a whole day worrying about her kids and having to face her psycho ex, I don't think she should go through this alone. Not when he has everything in his favor.

Oh boy, Mr. WPNZ... where do I even begin with this guy?

I guess we can talk about his design. First off, ngl he's literally a military tank. I mean, are you gonna tell me that I'm wrong? But no really, like I said, props to the Team for making a unique. To me, at least, he gives me fish vibes based on his smooth face and jacket zipper design. (watch me be so wrong tho) You can just look at the minecraft skin version and say "yeah i can see it".

And yet, it's so ridiculous and I love it.

So, when can we curbstomp him? Seriously like, I went back to the flashing images frame by frame. They're just the frames used within the same trailer; nothing really stands out. But I did want to talk about these 2:

We already know WPNZ has been spying on Karen and her kids. You know that, I know that. But the fact that he took pictures of them with the rest of the Crew. He knows about the Crew. Granted, I'm sure he's only after the family but he knows that Karen has a relationship with the Crew and he may use this info to his advantage. Perhaps as a threat for her to comply with whatever deal he has in mind.

Now, for the obvious question, how is this going to end? Assuming from what the Team wrote before, Karen is sure to turn the tables around against WPNZ. But is there anything we could expect from the movie?

SILENCE OF THE LAMBS CATS

The choices the Team makes are intentional, if you haven't learned that from me already. For example, the typewriter font used for the end cards implies that the corporation may be subtly involved (backstory-wise) bc the Team could've chosen any font for the end there.

What is peculiar is the movie title itself, and it may be our biggest clue. The Team has been VERY particular in titling their movies, I'm still not over how brilliant the "Western Spaghetti" title was. It was clearly taken from "Silence of the Lambs", and there has to be a reason why they chose it.

For those who aren't familiar, the story's about a serial killer and psychiatrist, Dr. Hannibal Lecter. We follow FBI cadet Clarice Starling working on catching a serial killer who's been abducting women, but in order to crack it, she would need to think like a killer. So she seeks out Lecter for advice. The story touches on going against the norm:

Starling working in a male-dominated occupation. Not in a "I need to prove myself as an equal to my coworkers", but rather adapting to the work environment and using it to her advantage. She already is capable and incredibly intelligent; there's no need to prove anything to anyone. Then, it was revealed she had a traumatic past, when life was simpler.

Lecter isn't the typical psychotic serial killer. He is cunning and well-educated, so much so that he surpasses the evaluations in the psych prison. He can be seen as charming and respectful, which might confuse characters and the viewer about how sincere he really is.

By the end, Starling was able to do better than her co-workers did and find the true killer, shooting him dead. Meanwhile, Lecter used his skills to break out of custody by faking his identity, and merging himself into society like a shadow so he could go take revenge on the people who wronged him.

(Ofc I don't want to go too deep into this for spoilers and content warnings but this is the overall gist for the horror piece. If I got anything wrong, please do correct me.)

This psychological horror piece really fits with the arc we were given, with both established and possible points.

Karen, a former assassin (in a typically male-dominating job), is capable of handling situations herself through brains and broad. However, she's running away from a terrible past and having to confront it so she can live in peace.

WPNZ used his cunning and charm to sway the kids on his side and planned everything from the get-go for Karen to "fall for the trap". Though he's not on the same level as Lecter by his "reckless and chaotic" nature, he's always several steps ahead.

Karen may have to keep up with someone to aid her in taking down WPNZ. Yes, she's capable but WPNZ has all the advantages at the moment, especially with the kids being in the situation. So, what else can she do but think like a villain? *cough cough*

By the end of the movie, it's possible that WPNZ may not go to prison. He could escape from custody or someone he knows picks him up after retreating. With the corporation being an underlying factor for the arc, they might pick him up and be like "what are you doing during your work hours? stealing our resources?"

FINAL THOUGHTS

For now, those are my thoughts. A bit disappointed that we never got to see the shadow reveal but I'm still excited for the movie AAAAAAA

As mentioned in a previous post, I might do another bingo card for the movie like I did for WOTFI 2024 (Mario, do the thing again)

AY there we go. If you guys are interested, I might make one for the movie. That's all from me, I'll see you next time and remember: numbers go first!

anyway how's it going, Team....

...oh. ig that changed too.

[mommaudders12]

Here is my story for @yxtkiwiyxt and @lubdubology loveuary story conglomeration logan.... collection... you get the idea.

My prompt was "old man logan" with "At last" by Etta James.

I'd you haven't heard the song before, I suggest you listen to it before reading for maximum tooth rottening goodness.

No warnings since this is tooth rottening fluff.

Based in the early 60s, but Logan is somehow still old man logan??? Less old man- idono, he's still old man!

60s era, baking, giant age gap, slight tush grabbing, housewife Vibes, GET THE TOOTHBRUSH cuz you're gonna need it after this.

You're busy making a perfect dinner for your man's, while unbenounced to you he is watching. Thank you, sterio and Etta for creating the perfect romantic moment!

The smell of a fresh strawberry pie wafts through the kitchen of your small cottage. Your kitchen timer hollers as you scramble about trying to locate your potato masher and an extra pot holder.

"Uuuugh, frankie, where did I set that pesky masher!"

Your Persian cat, daintily purched in the window sill, let's out  gentle brrrt in response.

"Tonight just has to be perfect! It just has to!"

You quickly turn the pages of your cookbook back to the page for potatoes au gratin.

Tonight, the man that you have been going steady with is coming over for dinner- valentines day dinner. Some may say he's too old for you, but he sure is a charmer. Although he is older than most fellas you would choose, you just couldn't say no to him! With his salt and peppery hair, broad shoulders, deep husky voice- sure, he looks at least 60, in reality is probably over 150, but my goodness is he a looker. Not only that,  but he treats you like the princess that you are! He is definitely worth all the extra time and effort.  You even worked overtime to be able to afford the ham roast!

"By golly, frankie, I didn't even need the potato masher... wait, was I supposed to boil the potatoes first?"

Frankie's golden yellow eyes slowly blink back at you as his silver tail swishes back and forth over your sink faucet below him, slowly knocking a sponge and the soap dispenser into the sink bowl. Very helpful,  Frank,  thank you.

"I wasn't supposed to boil the potatoes!? I have no more potatoes in my bin! Guess we're just having regular potatoes this evening. That's upsetting.... the search for the masher continues, frankie!"

You tuck your hair into your silk bandana and dig through the cabinets.

Knock knock

Ugh, not now, you don't have time to talk. You continue to dig through cabinets oblivious to the sound of your front door quietly opening and closing. You're too busy jigging while the song "the twist" plays over your sterio in the living room. Your knee length shift sways back and forth to the movement of your hips as you swing your way across the kitchen, humming along to the new hit song. Behind you, the older gentleman, Logan, who managed to quietly slink his way through the house, leans his shoulder against the entry to the kitchen, arms crossed with a slight smirk across his face.

"Ah, there it is! Dinner is saved, frankie!"

With a brrrt, frankie hops off the window sill and trots his way over to Logan, rubbing himself against his leg. You, still oblivious to Logan in the entryway, begins to add butter to the potatoes and mash them with your new Betty crocker potato masher.

Logan takes this moment to make his way over to you, placing his strong calloused hands on your hips where your apron strings set. With a yelp, you spin around meeting eyes with your man.

"Oh, goodness gracious, logan, you about scared the socks off a me!"

He let's out a deep chuckle and brings his hand up behind your head, cradling your neck and bringing your forehead to his chin.

"Somethin' smells delicious, darlin'."

"Oh, I'm nowhere near done! I messed up on the potatoes, I just put the ham in not even thirty minutes ago- you're early! Oh my goodness, i-"

He brings his hand up to your cheek and rubs his thumb across it, moving the little bit of hair away from your eyes.

"I have all evening, doll."

His other hand strays behind your back, tugging at your apron strings. A soft crimson spreads across your cheek as he slides the apron over your head and to the floor.

"Yaaaalrighty, that was "the twist" by chubby checker! Next up, we have a brand new song for you hip cats out there, here's Etta James with "At Last!"

Logan pauses and lifts his head up to listen to the new song. A soft orchestra of violins slither its way through the sterio to a soft beat. Your eyes meet as you bring your hands up to logans broad shoulders. Logans large hands slither their way down your back and come together at the small of your back, pulling you close to him.

🎶 At Last, my love has come along- 🎶

You bring your head to his chest and close your eyes as the two of you begin to sway back and forth to the music. Logans thumb rubs at your spine lovingly, bringing a smile across your rose painted lips.

🎶 my lonely days are over and life is like a song 🎶

A hand cheekily slides it's way to your bottom, grabbing a handful of meat playfully, bringing a chuckle from you and a playful slap to his shoulder. Frankie makes his way over to the two of you and rubs his head against both of your legs as you share this new moment together.

🎶 my heart was wrapped up in clover thr night I looked at you 🎶

An aura of joy, love, safety surrounds you in this bonding moment between the two of you. Logans breath hitches. he brings his hand up to his face, wiping away a stray tear that had accumulated on his lower lid. The wolverine, after 150 odd years of fighting, running, and all around heartache and pain has found his weakness. For once in his life, He has found home, he feels safe.

🎶 oh and then the spell was cast and here we are in heaven- for you are mine at last🎶

The violin music fades and comes to an end. You lift your head up to look at Logan. His cheeks are flushed and his eyes glisten with tears. He wraps his arms around your waste, bringing you into a tight hug.

"Mmmh I love you, darlin'."

"Happy valentines day, ya big weasel."

You steal a smooch. You stand in the embrace for quite some time until Logan lifts his head and smells the air. He cocks his head.

"Is something.... burning?"

You lean back from your hug and look around.

"I... I don't think I had anyth- I LEFT THE GREENBEANS ON THE STOVE-"

[ruthlessrps]

𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐍𝐄𝐘'𝐒 𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐈𝐍 𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐃 (𝟏𝟗𝟕𝟑) 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒. - feel free to make any adjustments as necessary!

"my job is to tell it like it is."

"golly, what a day."

"you're taking too many chances."

"that was just a bit of a laugh!"

"they're getting better you know. you've got to admit it, they are getting better."

"it'll be hard to laugh while we're hanging."

"are we good guys or bad guys?"

"that's a naughty word, we never rob! we just... borrow from those who can afford it."

"boy, are we in debt."

"don't overdo it."

"forgive me a cruel chuckle."

"how well the crown sits on your noble brow."

"i told you never to mention my brother's name."

"mother always did like (name) best."

"fortune tellers. how droll."

"close your eyes and concentrate. tight shut, no peeking."

"you're never around when i need you."

"of course you've been robbed!"

"i tried to warn you but you just wouldn't listen."

"here comes old bad news himself."

"save your sermon. it isn't sunday yet."

"come in and rest yourself."

"oh, he's so handsome, just like his reward posters."

"hello! where did you come from?"

"don't be afraid. you've done nothing wrong."

"they say you and (name) are sweethearts."

"does he kiss you?"

"will you have any kids?"

"death to tyrants!"

"slice him to pieces!"

"you're so brave and impetuous."

"he must know how much i still love him."

"you can't just walk up to a girl with a bouquet of flowers and say 'hey, remember me? we grew up together. want to marry me?'"

"what do i have to offer her?"

"a life on the run? what kind of a life is that?"

"faint hearts never won fair ladies."

"stop snivelling and hold still."

"cool it, loverboy."

"who might you be?"

"i wish you luck with all my heart."

"at least he amuses me."

"my darling, i love you more than life itself."

"i owe my life to you, my darling."

"don't stand there, kill him!"

"we must do what we can to keep their hopes alive."

"go! don't worry about me."

"he's gonna make it, isn't he?"

"your traps never work."

"sounds like somebody's getting hitched."

"i've never been so happy."

"that's the way it really happened."

[utilitycaster]

Thank you for writing up that post about the engagement of the alleged themes in campaign 3. I've seen the argument for them and honestly that plus some of the C3 stuff has almost made me feel weird playing a cleric in this setting. The implications just are so unfortunate if it really is the angle they're going for?

Hi anon,

So I have two thoughts on this. The first is that like...it's actually really difficult to make a story set in a fantasy world that deals with racism and colonialism because you have to develop fantasy racism and colonialism, which is a really fucking unpleasant headspace to exist in! And then, if you do, you have what I alluded to in tags on a different post today, where you will get people up in arms about how D&D or an actual play show or a fantasy work depicts orcs or goblins as racist or antisemitic stereotypes and then it's crickets when it comes to any real-world support of black or Jewish people. Chuck Klosterman said sci fi is philosophy for stupid people, and I disagree, but I do think speculative fiction is frequently sociology, anthropology, and geopolitics for stupid people, particularly if it's a setting with a lot of magic and fantasy races vs say, works like Butler's Patternist series, or a lot of Latin American magical realism, or (girl who just finished Disco Elysium voice) Disco Elysium, where there's a lot more grounding in our reality. I think this post covers the concept of real vs mythic, and I think the Critical Role stuff with the gods is in the realm of the mythic and people are trying to force it into a very human narrative. And yeah, the implications are really unfortunate if you do.

I think it's worth noting that a lot of high-profile (and beloved) TTRPG/AP projects from actual people from colonized cultures imagine a world in which they were never colonized (I am far from an expert but just off the top of my head: Coyote and Crow; Into the Motherlands; Desiquest; Islands of Sina Una) rather than make a story where a bunch of mostly white characters explain how they are the victims of colonization from two separate sources and only really focus on the one that's way less obvious and true but don't worry they're GONNA FIX IT, maybe, idk, should we open this door? I just don't know! golly gee this is tough!

The second related thought is just that D&D isn't a game that is well-suited to dismantling complex political structures either on a narrative or literal level and also it's pretend so you can do what you want forever. I mean don't call other people slurs while playing it but if we're talking in-world? I genuinely think that people who are unabashed murderhobos in D&D are often perfectly fine, generous, and lovely people in real life, and a lot of people who are like "I unionized the goblins! We're playing non-combat D&D! I de-escalate every situation" are often the sort of person to claim it's ableist to suggest that perhaps you should try to use reusable shopping bags. Like, are you living your values in your real life and capable of critical thought? then who cares if your D&D character is kind of a dick, or the show you are watching doesn't align perfectly with what you believe? And I find people who get overly hung up on how good and virtuous they are for their media consumption tend to be compensating for a lack, or at best a deep insecurity, about how they comport themselves in their real life.

so anyway yeah if the cast actually is like "yes i see this as a decolonialist work" I am going to have Thoughts and Pretty Harsh Critiques but to grant the CR cast the benefit of the doubt here, I think it's just...a mythic, epic scale story that draws from interesting sources (creation myths, the idea of a world created as an envious reflection by a sealed hunger) and didn't come together very well. I cannot extend that same benefit of the doubt to those fans who have argued otherwise, however.

[forsaken-headcanons]

🍎🍋 back at it..skibdi

SO MANY NEW MODS ARRHAGRHAG hai hai

OK UMM GO MY RANT! Thsi is a little recallahollowheart stuff cause its a main hyperfixation and dragondudes has a skin. I dont care skins arent canon.im so acoustic about him oh my/pos

OK OK UHHMM

when dragon first showed up he was. Obviously a bit spooked but not much? Irritable, and confused. But it was obvious he was still in robloxia.. being sent from the game he and his friends made he still had his build and destroy tools but obviously they were Limited. He could no longer destroy things as it failed to function. So he took inspiration from builderman and helped by building sentries + dispensrs..builderman was not sure how to respond to this but the team appreciated it

Assumably they said 1x was getting an ace skin. Im gonna take that and run with it.

The FIRST. TIME. Dragon saw the husk that the influence made of Ace during a round, it Scared him. He didnt know why it was there with him, he thought it could only show up in whereEVER the hell it sent him in ace's games. But it was there with him, He was scared. He could not focus. Although it left him alone for the entirety of the round, He could not handle seeing the faceless husk of his friend in a place he thought it couldn't follow him.

The times afterwards he DID help out the team Yet it was still leaving him alone, He had survived last man standing multiple times. It didnt go after him. It was scaring him.

He had seen ajarby in the lobby a few times but he did not approach, Upon discovering his absence from the dock (npc got removed i was so sad) after a while, He regretted not speaking to him. But something felt off about him

wawawa i dnt think its really spoilers if the arg has not been watched for whoever sees this cause. Ace gets eclipsed just a few videos in ya yayaya oug

holy shamOLY you are COOKING????

first of all we watched a summary video for this ask and o ma goodness this is an amazing crossover idea and it is giving us Thoughts

but first of all DRAGON NOOOOOOOO on our way to beat the influence and its weird ahh structure until the eclipse/void area deletes itself /j /silly

ho goodness. Ace not targeting him thing,.,. ough.,.,. hc of our own for this but MAYBE it didn't try hurting Dragon bc its main objective is still just to watch him from afar? type stuff. ogjfkgn we rlly wanna theorize who comes next after Dragon...,. might be Purple/Sixty if they start investigating next... actually maybe Flies cuz he rlly looked like he wanted to help n stuff GOLLY there are so many ways this could go but we Will let you cook. actually no we're gonna make you cook, you better send the next ask about this au within the next 2 seconds /j

tbh the first thing we thought of is the Structure following Dragon to the Forsaken realm,.,. like. the Spectre would be both pissed and confused/mildly terrified because It Can't Be Destroyed—and what's all this stuff about "looking at the stars" it keeps droning about??

just like. GOODNESS. shaking you sm 🍎🍋 anon please keep cooking /silly /nf

ok ramble over HAHHDHD

PEAK!!! PEAKALICIOUS!!! RHAHFKEJJF GOING INSANE /SILLY

[sprunkimortality]

i saw the blog for the sister au . what is the mortality sprunkis thoughts on the nightfall sprunkis

(Completely hypothetical, probably only canon in multiversal interactions lol)

Oren: "Aw, he's real chill, dude. I wanna game with him and the boys sometime. By the boys, I mean like...our boys, and his boys." Raddy: "...stuck-up little son of a sprinkle." Clukr: "I intend to study him someday. It's intriguing how our worlds match and yet also differ."

Fun Bot: "TWIN!! YEAAAAH!!"

Vineria: "Our auras blend so well. I mean, we're like the same person...so it totally makes sense. There's also something alluring about her...but it's not an aura thing."

Gray: "I wonder if he also likes The Divine Machine." Brud: "Two Brud! Is like brudda! Wowa!!" Garnold: "He's a pretty cool guy, I'm not gonna lie! I should ask him if he wants to hang out sometime...totally not doing anything Clukr wouldn't approve of..." OWAKCX: "H- H- He seems to have things w- worse than me...I- I want to b- be friends with him, hoohoo..." Sky: "It's wild how we're the same person yet are so different. I can't play any ball games, for one."

Mr. Sun: "Oh, radiance! We're like two stars in a space! How joyous!" Durple: "The fellow is quite pleasant, you know. Nice guy! But...goodness me, his clothes...his fashion! Where's the pizzazz? Where's the fabulousness? If he's a version of me, then he's a rather strange one! Perhaps he's never gotten the chance...? Oh, I must be generous! I will give him a makeover when I find the chance to!" Mr. Tree: "I'm used to seeing other trees, but not exactly another me, so his existence is a pleasant surprise." Simon: "Oh golly-gee! I love other Simon! He's so awesomesauce, and so friendly, and so so SOOOO cool and awesomesauce!! Wait did I say that twice?" Tunner: "Heh, it's like lookin' at a mirror that can talk. A mirror that ain't quite perfectly reflective, but that ain't a bad thing. He's a lil' more uptight than I am, but I don't mind."

Mr. Fun Computer: "...how come HE gets legs? :( "

Wenda: "Oh my gosh, she's like, so adorable. Like looking at myself as a kid, but like, not really? Cause like, when I was her age, I didn't act like that- but you get it right?" Pinki: "She's a sweetie pie! I guess that's to be expected cause we're the same person! Teehee~! I'd love to have a picnic with her someday!" Jevin: "It's a delight, you see, to find someone just like me. Haha, hahaha..."

Black: "...not a fan." Saves: "Oh, he's quite literally just like me when I was younger...back when I was still an adventurous lad. Ahh...I miss those days...those days when I'd...I'd...oh, dear. I don't remember what I've done, but...I know it must've been fun."

Ciqu: "...I wonder if he knows."

Sprinkles: "She's a little bit littler than I am, but that's okay! We still have fun together! I like drawing with her!" Calvin: "Having what's kinda like a twin's real cool. And since he's me, he likes sneaking around as much as I do! He's fun. Wait...maybe I could do the thing with him where we swap places and trick everyone...heheheheh...."

[queenbeebumblebee]

*checks the time* Golly! I havent fed the BBU community some art! Plus i had an art due to like.. idk. But oh well- HERE YALL GO!

TOLD YALL HE WAS GONNA GET REVENGE!

Plus Ler Billie is here! (First time drawing Billie oml-)

Anyways, the hands we're inspired by a cool hc of Aristotle having strong Tickle Magic, and it inspired me!

SO EAT WELL- i'm busy doubting My gender (i think i'm genderfluid)